Not Sure Why I Think This Is REALLY Funny

for some reason this had me in tears..

Heartbreak: Falcons And Pats Lose Home Playoff Games

what could be worse than your two favorite teams getting knocked out of the playoffs at home after a bye week?  the fact that you had both of 'em winning the superbowl through caesar's palace:

Crazy Guy On Marta: Rambling Nonsense vs Profound Dialogue

so this morning i was riding marta..  it's a saturday but we've got a ton to do here so off to work we go.  at the five points station you could hear this guy talking to his friend from across the platform.  he wasn't exactly screaming but he was definitely one of those guys whose conversation level was loud enough that everyone within 40 yards could hear him.  his voice was way raspy... like he started smoking at age 8, and now 50 years later he's still smokin' a pack a day.  

the train comes and we get on and he's still talking to his friend.  at this point i didn't think he was that crazy guy, because at least he was talking to someone.  well, at the next stop his friend gets off the train and he stays on... and he stays talking... only now he's not talking to anyone in particular.  he's now the crazy guy that talks real loud to the whole train and hopes someone will listen to him.

since his voice was interesting i thought i'd whip out the iphone and record him.  as soon as i start rolling the guy gets into the auspicious subject of death.

so was he just a crazy guy on the train rambling on about living to die and talkin' shit?  or was he one of those really deep dudes that speaks mad profound monologues disguised as a crazy dude on the train?

upon further review the ruling on the field stands: crazy.

marta guy will be charged a timeout.

DON'T NOBODY DIE FOR NO REASON

YOU DIE, YOU DIE CAUSE IT'S YOUR TIME

I MIGHT DIE TODAY

IF I'M A DIE I'M A DIE

I CAN'T STOP IT

YOU TRY AND FIGURE A REASON WHY YOU DIE

DON'T NEED NO CONVERSATION

WE DIE

THAT'S IT

THAT'S WHAT WE DO WE DIE

WE DIE

WE LIVE TO DIE

YOU GON' DIE